Humorous | Soy Coconut Candle 8oz | Dragons Blood Scented | Luxury Candle | Frosted White Jar
$32.99
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Zero Fucks Given Candle – Dragon’s Blood Scented Candle
Funny Candle | Sarcastic Gift | Stress Relief Candle | Handmade Soy Coconut Wax Candle
Some days just call for lighting a candle, protecting your peace, and giving absolutely zero fucks.
This bold and hilarious Dragon’s Blood scented candle was created for the overworked, overstimulated, emotionally exhausted, caffeine-fueled humans trying to survive life one deep breath at a time. Whether you’re dealing with office drama, endless emails, chaos at home, or just protecting your energy, this candle delivers the perfect mix of humor, attitude, and luxurious fragrance.
The rich aroma of Dragon’s Blood creates a warm, mysterious atmosphere with deep notes of amber, incense, patchouli, cedarwood, and exotic spices. It’s earthy, slightly sweet, smoky, sensual, and grounding all at once — the kind of scent that instantly transforms the mood of a room and makes you want to exhale all the nonsense away.
Perfect for:
• Office desk decor
• Coworker gifts
• Best friend gifts
• Burnout survival kits
• Funny birthday gifts
• Sarcastic home decor
• Self-care nights
• Stress relief moments
• People who are simply done with everybody’s bullshit
Hand-poured in small batches in Healdsburg, California, this candle is made with a luxurious soy/coconut wax blend designed for a smooth, even burn and excellent scent throw. The cotton wick provides a clean-burning experience while filling your space with rich fragrance and cozy ambiance.
Candle Details:
• 8 oz candle
• Approx. 40–50 hour burn time
• Soy/Coconut wax blend
• Cotton wick
• Dragon’s Blood fragrance
• Frosted jar with bamboo lid
• Hand-poured in California
• Luxury-inspired minimalist aesthetic
Dragon’s Blood Scent Notes:
Top Notes:
Orange peel, clove, light citrus
Middle Notes:
Amber, incense, patchouli
Base Notes:
Cedarwood, musk, vanilla, warm woods
This candle is fragrant enough to be experienced throughout the room while still feeling smooth, warm, and comforting rather than overpowering.
Clean-Burning Candle:
Our soy/coconut wax blend and cotton wick are designed to create a cleaner burn with minimal soot when properly maintained. For best results, trim wick to 1/4 inch before each burn and allow the wax pool to melt edge-to-edge during the first burn.
Vegan-Friendly:
Made with plant-based soy/coconut wax and a cotton wick. No animal-derived ingredients are used in this candle.
Candle Care:
• Trim wick before each burn
• Burn 2–4 hours at a time
• Keep away from drafts
• Never leave unattended
• Place on heat-safe surface
• Keep away from children and pets
Whether you’re shopping for yourself or gifting someone with a sarcastic sense of humor, this candle brings together luxury vibes, cozy energy, and unapologetic attitude in one beautiful package.
Humorous | Soy Coconut Candle 8oz | Dragons Blood Scented | Luxury Candle | Frosted White Jar
$32.99
Funny Candle | Sarcastic Gift | Stress Relief Candle | Handmade Soy Coconut Wax Candle
Some days just call for lighting a candle, protecting your peace, and giving absolutely zero fucks.
This bold and hilarious Dragon’s Blood scented candle was created for the overworked, overstimulated, emotionally exhausted, caffeine-fueled humans trying to survive life one deep breath at a time. Whether you’re dealing with office drama, endless emails, chaos at home, or just protecting your energy, this candle delivers the perfect mix of humor, attitude, and luxurious fragrance.
The rich aroma of Dragon’s Blood creates a warm, mysterious atmosphere with deep notes of amber, incense, patchouli, cedarwood, and exotic spices. It’s earthy, slightly sweet, smoky, sensual, and grounding all at once — the kind of scent that instantly transforms the mood of a room and makes you want to exhale all the nonsense away.
Perfect for:
• Office desk decor
• Coworker gifts
• Best friend gifts
• Burnout survival kits
• Funny birthday gifts
• Sarcastic home decor
• Self-care nights
• Stress relief moments
• People who are simply done with everybody’s bullshit
Hand-poured in small batches in Healdsburg, California, this candle is made with a luxurious soy/coconut wax blend designed for a smooth, even burn and excellent scent throw. The cotton wick provides a clean-burning experience while filling your space with rich fragrance and cozy ambiance.
Candle Details:
• 8 oz candle
• Approx. 40–50 hour burn time
• Soy/Coconut wax blend
• Cotton wick
• Dragon’s Blood fragrance
• Frosted jar with bamboo lid
• Hand-poured in California
• Luxury-inspired minimalist aesthetic
Dragon’s Blood Scent Notes:
Top Notes:
Orange peel, clove, light citrus
Middle Notes:
Amber, incense, patchouli
Base Notes:
Cedarwood, musk, vanilla, warm woods
This candle is fragrant enough to be experienced throughout the room while still feeling smooth, warm, and comforting rather than overpowering.
Clean-Burning Candle:
Our soy/coconut wax blend and cotton wick are designed to create a cleaner burn with minimal soot when properly maintained. For best results, trim wick to 1/4 inch before each burn and allow the wax pool to melt edge-to-edge during the first burn.
Vegan-Friendly:
Made with plant-based soy/coconut wax and a cotton wick. No animal-derived ingredients are used in this candle.
Candle Care:
• Trim wick before each burn
• Burn 2–4 hours at a time
• Keep away from drafts
• Never leave unattended
• Place on heat-safe surface
• Keep away from children and pets
Whether you’re shopping for yourself or gifting someone with a sarcastic sense of humor, this candle brings together luxury vibes, cozy energy, and unapologetic attitude in one beautiful package.