Humorous | Soy Coconut Candle 8oz | Cucumber Melon & Lemon Eucalyptus Scented | Luxury Candle | Frosted White Jar
$32.99
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Namaste the Fuck Away
When life gets loud, this is your not-so-subtle reminder to protect your peace. Namaste the Fuck Away combines the crisp freshness of cucumber and juicy melon with bright lemon and calming eucalyptus to create a clean, uplifting fragrance that transforms any space into your own personal sanctuary. Light it, breathe deeply, and let the stress melt away while the world respectfully keeps its distance.
Hand-poured in small batches, this 8 oz soy coconut wax candle features a clean-burning cotton wick for an even, long-lasting burn. Housed in a modern frosted glass vessel with a natural bamboo lid, it's the perfect blend of humor, style, and self-care. Whether you're winding down after a long day, enjoying a quiet morning with coffee, or setting the mood for a relaxing evening, this candle is made for those moments when your peace comes first.
Fragrance Notes
Top Notes
* Fresh Lemon Zest
* Crisp Cucumber
* Sparkling Bergamot
Middle Notes
* Juicy Honeydew Melon
* Cooling Lemon Eucalyptus
* Green Aloe Leaf
Base Notes
* Soft White Musk
* Fresh Bamboo
* Sheer Woods
Fragrance Profile
Fresh • Clean • Spa-Inspired • Crisp • Calming • Uplifting
Imagine opening the windows on a rainy afternoon, wrapping yourself in your favorite blanket, sipping a warm cup of coffee, and letting the fresh scent of a luxury spa fill the room. It's bright, airy, and refreshing with just enough softness to make you feel completely at ease.
Candle Features
* 8 oz premium soy coconut wax blend
* Clean-burning cotton wick
* Approximately 40–50 hour burn time
* Hand-poured in small batches
* Frosted glass jar with natural bamboo lid
* Phthalate-free fragrance oils
* Vegan-friendly
* Made with love in California
Perfect for anyone who loves a little sarcasm, a lot of peace and quiet, and a home that smells as fresh as it feels. Light it, relax, and let everyone know your boundaries have a scent.
Humorous | Soy Coconut Candle 8oz | Cucumber Melon & Lemon Eucalyptus Scented | Luxury Candle | Frosted White Jar
$32.99
When life gets loud, this is your not-so-subtle reminder to protect your peace. Namaste the Fuck Away combines the crisp freshness of cucumber and juicy melon with bright lemon and calming eucalyptus to create a clean, uplifting fragrance that transforms any space into your own personal sanctuary. Light it, breathe deeply, and let the stress melt away while the world respectfully keeps its distance.
Hand-poured in small batches, this 8 oz soy coconut wax candle features a clean-burning cotton wick for an even, long-lasting burn. Housed in a modern frosted glass vessel with a natural bamboo lid, it's the perfect blend of humor, style, and self-care. Whether you're winding down after a long day, enjoying a quiet morning with coffee, or setting the mood for a relaxing evening, this candle is made for those moments when your peace comes first.
Fragrance Notes
Top Notes
* Fresh Lemon Zest
* Crisp Cucumber
* Sparkling Bergamot
Middle Notes
* Juicy Honeydew Melon
* Cooling Lemon Eucalyptus
* Green Aloe Leaf
Base Notes
* Soft White Musk
* Fresh Bamboo
* Sheer Woods
Fragrance Profile
Fresh • Clean • Spa-Inspired • Crisp • Calming • Uplifting
Imagine opening the windows on a rainy afternoon, wrapping yourself in your favorite blanket, sipping a warm cup of coffee, and letting the fresh scent of a luxury spa fill the room. It's bright, airy, and refreshing with just enough softness to make you feel completely at ease.
Candle Features
* 8 oz premium soy coconut wax blend
* Clean-burning cotton wick
* Approximately 40–50 hour burn time
* Hand-poured in small batches
* Frosted glass jar with natural bamboo lid
* Phthalate-free fragrance oils
* Vegan-friendly
* Made with love in California
Perfect for anyone who loves a little sarcasm, a lot of peace and quiet, and a home that smells as fresh as it feels. Light it, relax, and let everyone know your boundaries have a scent.