{"product_id":"humorous-8oz-soy-coconut-oh-look-my-last-f-ck-just-burned-up-vanilla-bean-scented-clean-luxury-candle-frost-white-jar-cotton-wick","title":"Oh Look My Last F*ck Just Burned Up | Vanilla Bean Luxury Candle","description":"Warm, cozy, and just the right amount of unbothered — this humorous statement candle is perfect for anyone whose patience officially “burned up.” Hand-poured in Healdsburg, California, this Vanilla Bean scented candle blends sarcasm with comfort, creating a luxury self-care vibe with a playful edge. Whether it’s sitting on an office desk during journaling time, glowing beside a bubble bath, or becoming the centerpiece of a girls’ night laugh session, this candle instantly creates a warm and comforting atmosphere.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eThe fragrance opens with rich creamy vanilla bean, blended with soft whipped buttercream and warm sugar notes that wrap the room in a smooth bakery-inspired aroma. Subtle hints of toasted marshmallow and velvety caramel add depth, while a light musk finish keeps the scent sophisticated instead of overly sweet. The overall experience is calming, cozy, nostalgic, and slightly addictive — like fresh vanilla desserts cooling in the kitchen on a quiet evening.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eMade with a soy\/coconut wax blend and a cotton wick for a cleaner, even burn, this candle is designed to fill your space with long-lasting fragrance while adding personality and humor to your décor.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eScent Notes:\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e* Top Notes: Warm Sugar, Whipped Cream\u003cbr\u003e* Middle Notes: Pure Vanilla Bean, Buttercream\u003cbr\u003e* Base Notes: Soft Musk, Toasted Marshmallow, Caramel\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eDetails:\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e* 8 oz Frosted Glass Jar\u003cbr\u003e* Soy\/Coconut Wax Blend\u003cbr\u003e* Cotton Wick\u003cbr\u003e* Approx. 40–50 Hour Burn Time\u003cbr\u003e* Handmade in Healdsburg, CA\u003cbr\u003e* Vanilla Bean Scented\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003ePerfect gift for coworkers, best friends, burnt-out moms, office desks, journaling nights, birthdays, white elephant gifts, or anyone running low on fucks to give.","brand":"7 Luxe Candle Co.","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":48834501804276,"sku":"ced_31813736199","price":32.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0792\/7300\/1204\/files\/il_fullxfull.8230997477_ezc2.jpg?v=1783542502","url":"https:\/\/7-luxe.com\/products\/humorous-8oz-soy-coconut-oh-look-my-last-f-ck-just-burned-up-vanilla-bean-scented-clean-luxury-candle-frost-white-jar-cotton-wick","provider":"7 Luxe Candle Co.","version":"1.0","type":"link"}